Cooling Down Your Anal Play

Is It Too Hot To Be My Butt Slut?

It’s summertime…but your Strap On Femdomme isn’t going to be easy on you!  I know down here in the South, when the calendar hits June, July, August  – and sometimes into September and October – it gets hot and sticky.  I know, that sounds like sexy fun, but I have some butt sluts who start complaining that it’s just too hot to be engaging in any anal fun.  Can you believe that?  Well, I have a way for you to cool down your anal play, and we’re going to start…

Anal JoystickWith A Cocksicle!

You can actually use a popsicle.  It’s nice and rounded on the end and has that cock shape you are craving.  Even more fun?  Do you remember Bomb Pops?  They were red, white and blue, started out the shape of a regular popsicle, then flared out until it was like 3 popsicles melted together?  Oh, I wish I had remembered that for July 4th!  Or, if you really don’t want to play with your food, you can always get a penis-shaped mold at any adult store.  Make sure you cover it with a condom – for safety, don’t want frostbite in your rectum, and just fuck yourself until it’s all melted. Oh, I bet a frozen banana would work great, too!  A bit of sploshing fun with your anal play!

The Metal Butt Plug

Of course, if frozen treats and confections aren’t your thing, how about a nice, cool metal butt plug?  They look cool, and after you leave it in the freezer for a few hours, it will cool down that hot, slutty ass for you!  In this case, the condom is a MUST!  And only leave it in for twenty minutes.  I want to be able to play with your ass, too!