Sometimes, in life . . . you simply have to laugh your ass off at the vague sexual references and Freudian slips around you 🙂 Perhaps it’s because my mind runs on naughty, but words like “penis” are incapable of making me giggle. It takes a bit more to make me laugh; say, something that begins as random and silly only for my brain to twist it into something hilariously wrong . . . . And you’ve done the same thing before, don’t lie 😉

Without further ado, let’s explore some of the anal innuendos that keep my world colorful 🙂

  • Wednesday? “Anyone up for a hump day party in the back orifice . . . *cough, ahem, cough* . . . I mean, office?”
  • Though I hear Pluto bit the dust, it has been mentioned throughout history that Uranus is a planet. I know your secret, Size Queens 😀
  • Bad day at the office? “Sheesh, I know the weather sucks but is there a particular reason everyone seems to have a stick up their ass today?”
  • Unhealthy breakfast foods: “Would you like some icing on those buns?”
  • Or a new and interesting dish (fried pickles anyone?)- “It was good, but I don’t know . . . something about it just felt . . . unnatural at first.”
  • Regarding my new panties: *shifts in seat* “Why do all the pretty, silky ones . . .” *wiggles, mutters under breath* “feel like they’re crawling right up my ass!”

Do you have any silly anal references or overheard Freudian slips to share? Laugh, comment, and have a kinky day 😉

XOXO- Mistress Marilyn