A Frozen Anal Toy is A Cold Hearted Toy
This is a really cool idea (pun totally intended, butt sluts!). Are you living with someone who doesn’t know about your anal kinks? A roommate, your girlfriend, your wife? Here’s an easy way to produce a dildo, use it and after you’re done, no telltale evidence! It’s a frozen dildo for anal masturbation! Now, you’d think you could peg yourself to your heart’s content – or until that dildo melts! – and no one will be the wiser. You’re right, but safety first – no more than 20 minutes at a time! It will cool down your horniness, but let’s keep that figurative, and not literal! Don’t want you catching a chill!
Making Your Frozen Dildo
Head to any adult toy store. I am sure you will be able to find a mold for your perfect cock. They sell them so you can make cute little ice cubes for your adult themed parties, but you might be the first one to make an ice dildo, trust me! If you can’t find the molds, you could always fill up a condom with water – which will save you a step later.
Fill That Ass
Once that ice cock has frozen solid, pop it out of the mold, and then slide a condom over it – see, I told you if you made it in a condom, you’d save a step! Before it starts melting, lube it up , and slide it into your hot bottom! As you thrust it in and out, it is going to melt, and that water’s going to go somewhere, so I’d recommend you have a towel underneath you so you don’t get water everywhere. When you’re done with your anal play– and remember, no more than 20 minutes of hard ass pounding action! – you can drop it in the sink, run hot water over it, and there it goes, down the drain. Kinda’ like your manhood, huh, slut?
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