That one in the middle looks just right!

Tell Me You’re Not An Anal Vegetarian

I know a lot of you butt sluts used vegetables as your first anal toy – not quite ready to commit to an actual dildo yet, were you?  A carrot is perfect, starts out slim and gets fatter and fatter.  And of course, there’s always the cucumber or zucchini.  Oh, I would recommend you stay away from pineapple though!  Good for sweetening up your cum, but not so good for pegging.  I’ve got one food fetish fan who called me up and let me watch on cam while he fucked himself with a squash!

You Need The Right Anal Vegetable

He says the key is picking out just the right produce.  You want a squash that’s just getting ripe – a yellow one or a zucchini squash, not acorn or pumpkin (well, I guess those could be fun if you’re an advanced butt slut!)  To ripe, and it’s going to be soft and squishy.  Anyway, he slid a condom over that veggie dildo, lubed it up and then squated over that squash!  Then, while I watched, he bounced up and down on it.

Anal Orgasm

He likes to pick one out with a slight curve to it, so that as it slides in, it massages his prostate.  He just leaks rivers of pre-cum, as that probe of produce slides over his prostate.  I can tell when he’s getting close to that anal orgasm because he starts bouncing faster and faster, then he moans long and low, and the jizz just shoots out of his cock!  He’s a good butt slut though, because he leans down and licks all that spunk up for his Anal Dominatrix, Ms. Delia!