Figging Anal Play It’s Ginger, Not Figs

Figging!

Why the hell do they call it figging?  You’re using ginger, not figs, shouldn’t it be gingering?  So, you butt sluts knew I had to look it up, right?  It comes from horse racing, and they used to fig them to get them to run faster.  Apparently “figging” was just generic slang for anything that would improve the performance! Who knew? (Well, now, you all do!)  So, for those of you who have no idea what I’m talking about, figging is taking a skinned ginger root and putting it inside your ass.  Why?  Well, after about 2 minutes, it will start to burn, getting increasingly uncomfortable.  Just one more fun torment from your Anal Play Mistress!

How To Fig Yourself

If you want to try figging, you’ll want to  get a “hand” of ginger.   Find a piece of the root that’s about the size and shape of a butt plug – one you can comfortably insert without lube – lube defeats the purpose!  Carve and shave it down, removing all the skin and exposing the raw ginger root, then bend over, and slide it up your ass.

At first, it’ll just feel like a normal butt plug, but within a minute or two, it will get warm, then it will begin to burn.  If it gets to be too much, you can take it out, and the discomfort will fade rapidly.  One other thing, when you carve it, make sure you leave a flange like you’d have on a butt plug – you don’t want it being sucked completely inside your slut hole!

Real Life Figging

A while ago over at Beg For Mistress, I wrote about a spanking ritual Jack and I have every Friday night.  There’s a website that randomly picks a spanking session, and it has some random extra “punishments” as well, one of which is figging. When it comes up, I have Jack carve out his own implement of destruction, and slowly insert it inside of him before the spanking begins.  It works great, because as I spank him, he clenches his ass, and that just makes it even hotter and more uncomfortable!  He’s figged until his spanking is over – and then I usually step into my strap-on harness and make him my bitch!

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