DIY Ejaculating Dildo Toy

So there I was in the kitchen with friends at a recent holiday party. One of my friends was being silly with a turkey baster, making “pew pew pew” noises as she covered a ham with juicy goodness, narrating as she did this. Our group of friends stood there laughing, talk turned from food to sex, and of course I had plenty of new ideas in my mind after that, some including anal play and anal sex!

Anal Play Mistress Delia

Anal Play Mistress Delia

A Plastic Turkey Baster

Think about it for a second. It does fit the criteria for a good anal toy. First its overall shape works with the narrowed tip. In fact, the tip kind of reminds me of a lube shooter, and that is hot too! The sides are smooth for ridge free anal fucking.  The length is quite nice, not too short, and the base is easy to hold, especially if you wad up some tissues inside the bulb so you can grab it firmly.

And It Ejaculates!

Whether you have fake cum or have saved up real cum you can easily suck it up into the turkey baster, and then fuck that ass all you want. When ready, you squeeze the bulb, releasing the warm, sexy cum into your slut hole, and then you are filled like a slut!

Important Safety Information To Remember

Keep the bulb squeezed as you pull out. You don’t want it sucking the lube back in. And safety first, do NOT pump the bulb when the toy is inside you. It could create suction which you do not want. And finally only do this with a new turkey baster, and after use, keep it out if the kitchen tucked away for your naughty fun times!

Enjoy this DIY project, and let me know any kinky home crafts you have used!